The Life of Elizabeth Molly
USC-1 My Toe-0

A few weekends ago we went to USC for the football game against UA. Unfortunately, I was unaware of the uneven pavement all around USC.  I stubbed my toe while walking on this uneven pavement and since alcohol thins your blood, I began to bleed everywhere. I soon discovered that none of the fraternities on Greek row had bandaids, nor papertowels or any form of napkin, after walking in and out of each one leaving my trail of blood.  I eventually found a clothing store and the owner gave me some bandaids.  I probably should have gone and gotten stitches when this happened but I figured I was there to party so I had to suffer through the pain. On a positive note, I’m certainly glad I can say I left my mark at the school. I even felt it necessary to take souvenir shorts with me because I left them half the skin off of my big toe in exchange. 

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