February 2012
1 post
That awkward moment when a Muslim comments your...
I guess I should probably be more careful when I post Muslim statuses. Honest mistake.
October 2011
9 posts
Okay Craigslist, I guess it’s safe to assume I...
I was trying to post my mom’s boyfriend’s keyboard on Craigslist. After creating the entire post I pressed submit and I received this message.
USC-1 My Toe-0
A few weekends ago we went to USC for the football game against UA. Unfortunately, I was unaware of the uneven pavement all around USC. I stubbed my toe while walking on this uneven pavement and since alcohol thins your blood, I began to bleed everywhere. I soon discovered that none of the fraternities on Greek row had bandaids, nor papertowels or any form of napkin, after walking in and out of...
Hitlers High Speed Internet
Seriously? I’m really glad I am starting to feel safe as a jew in my own neighborhood…
Photoswap Cat Hater
I was bored during recruitment and my friend and I were on this IPhone app called “PhotoSwap”. You take a picture of anything and it swaps it with someone else who is using the same app on an IPhone. I know it sounds extremely creepy but it can actually be really entertaining. Anyways, I randomly received this picture from a random person using the app. As much as I hate cats with a passion,...
Don't be afraid Elizabeth..
Along with everyone else, I get the most random friend requests on Facebook. This foreign kid requested me and I didn’t accept him but somehow he still managed to message me. I thought it was funny so I responded. He may claim to be a good boy from Russia but he clearly has issues with first impressions….creepy
Learn to grade
I thought that once I was in college the professors would be able to grade my papers correctly. I got points off on an exam for not writing that the philosopher “read the bible”, when I clearly wrote it. Although I have fifth grade handwriting, I can tell that it is legible and I really just don’t understand how someone can miss something so clear.
Parking Citation
My Parking Citation was appealed! After long efforts to write a formal appeal letter to UA parking and transportation, I actually succeeded. Although the fine would have only been $35, I am a jew and I didn’t want to pay. I made an honest mistake and parked in the wrong lot because I like to assume that every lot is conveniently a Zone 1 lot. I refuse to conform and pay parking fines like...
Who loves free flights? jews!
I sent the following letter to Southwest customer service and received a $150.00 voucher. Sick life.
To Whom It May Concern:
My Name is Elizabeth Molly and my flight confirmation number is XDDNPX. I fly Southwest very frequently and I am a proud Rapid Rewards member. I rarely encounter any problems with your services. However, I am extremely disappointed about my most recent trip. My trip was...
My Mom Dated My Landlord
The best part about going to your parent’s alma mater is knowing that they have tons of friends that live around campus in case you ever need anything. When my mom helped me move into my house, we went out for pizza and of course, she got into a deep conversation with the restaurant owner. They were discussing property owners around Tucson and discovered that a guy my mom dated, Joe...